OrbitalButt.5708

It's not my insanely bad build with no stability, it's that whenever I walk and chew gum at the same time I am instantly and brutally mangled to death inside an old-timey cartoon washing machine that presses me flat like a sheet

Only young people use stability in fights with a load of knockbacks, you heard it here first folks

"Lapsed Nudist"

Hyenas aren't canines

I just want pants. Just a pair of pants. JUST A NORMAL PAIR OF PANTS

No, we mustn't

Spin Taimi in a centrifuge until she collapses into an undifferentiated Asura slurry

Shoot her out of a cannon, into another cannon, and from there into a volcano

Load her into a trebuchet and aim it at a landfill

She's insanely irritating and I hope she gets struck by lightning

Serious Elf Opinions

Can this weird little slap fight between you two please stop

Not even slightly

I will never buy an outfit

I hope Dinky is doing a good job running things while I'm off adventuring, come to think of it I want to replace Braham with Dinky, I'm positive he'd be a better choice